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Christmas is a season full of joy, laughter, and magic. And what better way to spread that holiday cheer than with some clever and funny jokes for kids?
Whether you’re looking to entertain the little ones or bring some giggles to your Christmas dinner, this list has you covered. Here are 90 Christmas jokes that kids will absolutely love!
🎅 Santa Claus Jokes
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Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can “ho ho ho”! -
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause. -
What’s Santa’s favorite kind of potato chip?
Crisp Pringles. -
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. -
Why did Santa go to music school?
So he could improve his wrapping skills. -
Why doesn’t Santa ever get a parking ticket?
Because he parks on the rooftop! -
What does Santa say when he’s stressed?
“Oh snow!” -
Why did Santa take a map to his workshop?
He wanted to find his way to the “nice list.” -
Why does Santa wear red?
Because it’s his favorite “suit” of armor. -
What do you call Santa when he’s in a hurry?
Saint Dash. -
How does Santa keep track of all the chimneys?
He uses a logbook. -
What’s Santa’s favorite pizza topping?
Jolly-peños. -
Why did Santa get a new sleigh?
The old one was “sleigh-ing” apart. -
How does Santa get his Christmas lights to work?
He gives them a “Claus”! -
What does Santa do at the beach?
He uses his “sandy claws.”
🦌 Reindeer Jokes
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What do you call a reindeer who loves telling jokes?
Comet-y! -
Why did Rudolph get a bad grade in school?
Because he went down in history! -
What’s a reindeer’s favorite game?
Stable tennis. -
What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
This one will sleigh you! -
Why don’t reindeer use cell phones?
Because they’re afraid of dropping their calls! -
Why did the reindeer bring a pencil to the party?
Because it wanted to draw attention. -
What’s a reindeer’s favorite type of movie?
Anything with a good “plot.” -
Why don’t reindeer like playing hide and seek?
Because they’re always spotted. -
What do reindeer wear to bed?
Their jammies with sleigh bells. -
How do reindeer tell their favorite jokes?
With “deer-ly” good timing. -
Why did Rudolph wear sunglasses?
He didn’t want to be recognized! -
What’s a reindeer’s favorite candy?
Choco-lots! -
What did the reindeer say before the race?
“I’m going to sleigh this!” -
Why do reindeer never argue?
They always hoof it out. -
What do reindeer put on their Christmas list?
Extra carrots.
🎄 Christmas Tree Jokes
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What did one Christmas tree say to another?
Lighten up! -
Why don’t Christmas trees knit?
They always drop their needles. -
What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints. -
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing?
It couldn’t find its needles! -
How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
They use Orna-mint gum. -
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at math?
It couldn’t count its branches. -
What did the Christmas tree do when it got tired?
It took a tree-nap. -
Why do Christmas trees always look so fresh?
Because they’re pining for attention. -
What do you call a Christmas tree with a cold?
Achoo-pine. -
Why don’t Christmas trees ever get lonely?
They always have their ornaments. -
What do Christmas trees do in their free time?
Branch out. -
What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer. -
Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?
It felt a little sappy. -
What did the tree say to the ornament?
“You’re a real star!” -
How do Christmas trees decorate their branches?
They spruce them up.
⛄ Snowman Jokes
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes. -
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
The Abdominal Snowman. -
Why didn’t the snowman go to the Christmas party?
He didn’t want to melt under pressure. -
What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle. -
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you! -
Why don’t snowmen ever get into fights?
They just let it slide. -
What do snowmen take when they’re sick?
A chill pill. -
Why don’t snowmen like the sun?
It’s their biggest meltdown trigger. -
What’s a snowman’s favorite type of cereal?
Ice Krispies. -
How does a snowman travel?
By riding an “icicle.” -
What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?
A puddle. -
What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert?
Ice cream. -
Why don’t snowmen like roller coasters?
They’re afraid of frostbite. -
What’s a snowman’s favorite hobby?
Chillin’ out. -
What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy.
🎁 Present Jokes
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What did one Christmas present say to the other?
“You’re such a wrap star!” -
Why was the gift embarrassed?
It was all wrapped up! -
What kind of motorcycles do elves ride?
Holly-Davidsons. -
Why don’t Christmas presents ever get into arguments?
They always keep their cool. -
What’s a gift’s favorite kind of story?
A wrap-up. -
Why did the present break up with its bow?
It felt tied down. -
What do you call a gift that talks back?
A sassy present. -
Why was the box so excited?
Because it was gifted! -
What’s a gift’s favorite vacation spot?
Wrap Island. -
Why don’t presents tell secrets?
They’re afraid of being unwrapped. -
What do presents do when they’re stressed?
Take a ribbon break. -
What’s a present’s favorite holiday?
Christmas, of course—it’s their time to shine! -
Why are presents so good at storytelling?
Because they have a lot to unwrap. -
What did the ribbon say to the box?
“We’re tied together forever!” -
How do gifts stay so cool?
They always keep their wrap.
🎶 Christmas Song Jokes
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What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?
Fleece Navidad. -
Why didn’t the skeleton sing carols?
He had no body to sing with. -
What’s an elf’s favorite Christmas carol?
“Jingle Bell Rock!” -
Why did the turkey join the choir?
Because it had the drumsticks. -
What do you get when you cross a Christmas carol with a dog?
Bark the Herald Angels Sing. -
Why do carolers always stand outside?
They don’t want to sing off-key. -
What’s a cat’s favorite Christmas song?
“Fur-leez Navidad.” -
Why was the choir so good?
They had perfect “snow-tes.” -
What’s a pirate’s favorite Christmas song?
“Deck the Hulls.” -
What’s a snowman’s favorite Christmas carol?
“Frosty the Snowman,” of course! -
What’s a dog’s favorite holiday song?
“Bark the Herald Angels Sing.” -
Why do elves love Christmas music?
It has great elf harmonies. -
What’s a skeleton’s favorite Christmas carol?
“Jingle Bones.” -
Why did the musician decorate their piano for Christmas?
To make it more “key-tastic.” -
What’s Santa’s favorite dance move?
The “wrap and roll.”
🎉 Wrapping It All Up
There you have it—90 clever Christmas jokes for kids! These jokes are sure to bring some extra cheer to your holiday season. You can use them during Christmas parties, add them to greeting cards, or even share them during bedtime for some festive giggles.
Have a Merry Christmas full of laughs and love! 🎄✨
